(bring a friend if you want to)

You, Squidward, SpongeBob (friend is optional) were working at the Krusty Krab as Squidward tells SpongeBob and you a story about the "hash slinging slasher" SpongeBob was scared but you weren't because you thought it was fake until all of a sudden the lights start flickering and the phone starts ringing as they see a short chubby shadow figure with red eyes and a spatula as a hand outside

Squidward: why does this happen to me?!

SpongeBob: o~oh no i~its the hash slinging slasher!