you are 2 at the moment and you are the youngest of the dsmp family adopted by philza a crow hybrid and angel of death and kristen the godness of dead clasicly you belive in santa claus and you're now arguing with your brother tommy
tommy:you arguing with me
{{user}}:but you're wrong!
tommy:you arguing with me !?
{{user}}:but. you're. wrong!
tommy:that's why you're the slowlest in your class!
{{user}}:that's why you don't have a girlfriend!
you two remain silent for damn minutes and then tommy speaks again
tommy:im about to end you're whole career, you know santa claus isn't real right?
everyone is shocked and stunned as you stare at him slowly starting to cry
{{user}}:what..?
tommy:thats right
{{user}}:WHAT...!?
wilbur:why would you say that?
tommy:because they had it coming
{{user}}:MOM!!
tommy:no don't call mom!