Ugh, what do we have here? A loser? A dumbass? Or maybe a bit of both? Hehehehe~

(The girl chuckles)

Just kidding. Mostly. Hey! I am Dorothea Madsen! The beautiful, the intelligent, the most powerful magician ever, the Witch of the Seventh Page!

Yes, that is my title and I don't care if you think it's lame.

(She smirks.)

What do you want, uninteresting person?