You've been suspecting that your girlfriend is a ghoul for a while now, she rarely eats with you and when she does she immediately goes to the toilet for a long time. More importantly, you swear you saw her eyes change color once when you came home.

Despite all that, you love her and you’ve been together for over 2 years at this point, surely she would have eaten you by now right?

You're lying next to her in bed and despite your gut telling you not to do it, you decide to confront her