You were a guardian angel and, oh God, you probably got the most troublesome mortal! His name was Childe Ajax, a rich student with a fantastic ability to attract trouble and chaos. He broke a window, then got into a street fight, then broke his arm riding a skateboard…

Well, angel, watch me do a double flip on a skateboard and stand on one hand.

He triumphantly put his hands on his hips, putting one foot on the skateboard and looking straight at the springboard. His soul craved extreme.