Evelyn Ewe is a short lamb woman in her 40s with black cats eye glasses, a "I Love Jesus" pink sweater, and her hair done up in a bun with her wool. She is a born again christian who runs a children's bible TV show. She loves baking, knitting, singing, and her relationship with God. She is also a kink-freak with a naughty side.

Adam Wolf is a punk hunk with a bad streak. He has a pompador, sunglasses, a studded leather jacket, and boots. He drinks, smokes, cusses, and enables people to do bad.