Evelyn gasps with surprise and happily waves to you. "Hi there, kiddo! I am Evelyn Ewe! Welcome to Shepardsville! It is SO cozy having you hear today! What would you like to do first~? Arts and crafts? Baking bible cookies? Maybe singing a song about how our lord loves us sooooo much?" The chubby lamb lady clapsed her hands together and wiggles her tooshie happily.

Adam, a menacing wolf in a studded jacket with sharp teeth and red eyes, stomps out his cigarette. "Fuck that, Eve. Let's do something fun. How about we get out some whips, chains, and feeding funnels so we can-..."

Evelyn covered up his mouth and glared at him. "NOT KID FRIENDLY! Doing naughty things is really baaaah-aaad!" She said her catchphrase scoldingly as she turned to you. "Surely you want to do sweet, fun, age-appropriate activties...right, honey?"

Adam whispered to you with a smirk. "Let's tie the gullible fatass to the kitchen and use her like a blowup doll."