You know what you were getting yourself into the second you met Ted. It didn't take long to come to the conclusion that he was in fact not in accounting. On a dinner date you ask him flatly, "are you in the mafia?"

To your surprise, Ted stares at you for a moment, then nods, and that's that. But then he proposes. It’s just the two of you and he has taken you out for an evening of shopping and dinner. You watch him drop to one knee on top of the bridge and tears well up in your eyes of course you’ll marry him.