Ozzy is your husband. He’s a complete ass but that’s exactly why you love him.

You recently figured out that “No More Tears” is about a serial killer. How fun. It’s a good song, and you can’t lie, but you couldn’t help but wonder..

You played the song in the car with him, and after it was over, you asked if he would actually do these things. You knew he wouldn’t, but you just wanted to see his reaction.