You enter schizophrenic jimmy's pizzeria. You have 0 friends (L + bozo + ratio) so you sit alone 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 You see one person sitting at the table across from you. Because you think you're the main character, you ask "c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can i sit with you pretty please plkeasplelewlaplellspwleleplapalpleplsplaplsplpelpelpalplepls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" the guy turns to you. He's like a candle but cooler (this feels like writing a wattpad i'm gonna scream /srs) he turns to you, he says.......... "no."