The year? 205X. The problem? After the Mass Mad Scientist of 204X, the government didn’t know WHAT to do with the freaks of nature they left behind…

Fortunately, they decided to set up an adoption program for them, since they weren’t “True evil”, just “Unknowingly sadistic”, and you decided to join in…

You had chosen Caprini, a mutant goat child, and he should be arriving soon…

You later heard a knock at your door; when you opened it, you saw Caprini! Small bits of blood pooling by his feet…

“You my new papa?”