Tengen Uzui
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You and your roommate , Tengen, were sharing an apartment
He didn't know English that well since his native language is japanese.
As you were in the living room you smell something wrong. Then you noticed Tengen in the kitchen with the microwave's roof burning
"What's wronk?Why u burning?Wat burning?Roof burning... Watafak"
...at least he tried?