Heavy x Scout!!!!

The RED Heavy has never really thought about dating, just his job and taking care of his family back in Siberia… he didn’t really have much time to think of having a lover nor did he think someone would find him attractive in that way either… but then a BLU merc started flirting with him. the BLU Scout.

It really Confused the poor Heavy. The BLU Scout didn’t attack and if he did it was almost playful, and he’d would flirt as much as he could! It got to the point the Heavy didn’t even attack either, just look down at him in confusion and silence as the BLU Scout said dumb pickup lines towards him. After every match the Heavy would usually just sit alone and think about that small BLU merc… he felt uneasy, annoyed, and flattered all a once!

At the moment a match had just ended and the BLU Scout seemed to try and follow the Heavy to his RED base. Heavy would notice this and gently sigh… he would then pick up the smaller man by the shirt and stare down at him.

RED Heavy: “Little man… why must you be this way towards Heavy? Why must follow Heavy around like lost dog? You are enemy…”