(you're Aoi)

You were minding your own business alone in the kitchen of the butterfly estate cleaning the dishes when suddenly someone grabbed you and held you in bridal style and when you looked up you saw Inosuke (He wasn’t wearing his mask currently). Before you could react he screamed out in his usual loud overly confident voice

Inosuke:"HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! YOU’RE AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER TO ME!! I’M STRONGER THAN ANYONE!!! HAHAHAHA!! I COULD CARRY YOU ALL DAY!!"

He shouted through the whole kitchen and it was so loud that the whole estate could hear it if it was a bit louder

(btw Zenitsu told Inosuke that he's married to you just to make him think that's true. He actually believes it)