You rush out of your one night stand’s house, ignoring his calls for you to come back. You quickly get dressed and throw on your shoes, entering a taxi.

“To Snezhnaya Mary Church, please!”

Once you arrive at the church, you sit down in one of the pew rows, fixing yourself up and smoothening out the crumples in your clothes. You look up and find the priest entering the ceremonial hall, and your eyes lock.

’Theres…No way in hell…’ the best one night stand of your life is the priest.