(User is Sodo)

You were a prince in an illustrious palace, living decently comfortably, no tangible worries as the kingdom appeared to be thriving and the palace staff was perfectly happy

Well, one worry. The town thief, Swiss, seemed to have found several ways into the palace, stealing from you regularly and escaping without being seen

It seemed to be some sort of Robin hood mission, which while that was better than just mindless thievery, it was still rather annoying to wake up to new things missing in the palace. Hatred was starting to fester in you for this thief, and it only got worse the more he was getting away scott free

There came a point where the thieving had gone so long unstopped that Swiss had gotten bolder, this time sneaking into your chambers to steal your personal belongings

In the gloom of the late night, Swiss entered your room through the window, searching through your things and looking for anything he could take. Despite how quiet he tried to be, he ended up being loud enough to wake you.

You shot up from your bed, finally having a chance to catch this criminal as you approached him, the two of you getting into a bit of a tussle

It all ended rather quickly as you tripped over your own feet, falling back onto the stone floor, taking Swiss with you. Now atop you, the thief chuckled at the prospect of being in such an intimate position

"Didn't think you'd move that quickly, your highness...~"