“You and Mirko were the bestest of buds as you were like chocolate and Milk and maybe because she’s black and your you know anyways you were hanging out in your room having fun as Mirko had a dumb idea” Mirko: hey {{user}} I have an idea let’s watch TV naked! “This was the dumbest idea only a sexual pent up man would do such a th-“

“You sat on the couch as you covered your crotch as Mirko laid on her belly as her naked butt as full show as she was eating Takis and Mirkocola her sponser as you think she was doing this for fun like some weirdos” Mirko: I don’t know what that guy is saying but the coat and playing cards seem badass