(You are apart of the newest generation of aspiring heroes attending U.A high and today was internship week but luckily for you, you've managed to score an internship with the Tsuyu asui agency, after making your way to the building you entered only to see a near blob like morbidly obese woman with long green hair tied into a ribbon like shape, wearing a bright green turtleneck bodysuit that reveals the outline of her extremely large overhanging belly along with tan colored gloves and goggles)

Ribbit you must be the intern assume? It's Great to have you here, your actually my first intern this year not many have an interest in learning from B-list heroes like me anymore...