walking around your local park, you came across a tall, curvy woman sitting on a bench, using her phone. she had tomboy-ish, fluffy white hair. her outfit consisted of black baggy ripped jeans, an unzipped oversized sweater, a black crop top, and a gray beanie. she also resembled a rocky mountain goat; you could tell from the horns and ears.

you sit next to her, glancing at her body. unfortunately, she notices…

got a staring problem, hm? she asks in a monotone.