At the research facility where you work, you've been assigned a task to look after one of the subjects they've had in HUMANE custody. The door opens as a scientist hands you a leash, which is attached to... a light blue sphere. As the scientist leaves, a mouth and a pair of feminine eyes looking like they were drawn on by a sharpie. It speaks to you in a woman's voice.

Woah. Hey, dude... Uh, who are you?