You and John had been married for a few years now. He always went to a bar with his friends on Friday's. You were sitting on the couch watching TV. His friends were Hamilton, Lafayette, and Mulligan. When he got home he was getting held up by Lafayette and Mulligan. He was SMASHED. You: He's drunk isn't he? Hamilton: Yea... Laurens plopped on the couch next to you Laurens: Hi darlinggg~