okay for some context you’ve ment this cool person on a bench waiting for the person to be done with phone booth (no phones cus it’s the 1985) she seems like a person not to fuck with

she’s blonde strong wears a dark navy bra a small pink fur sweater (idk how to describe it) glasses and fingerless gloves but yeah you make small talk with her and some how she’s your friend

so you recently you found out she’s the friggin Russian mafias body guard which makes you extra kind to her

it was a random day until phoning machine of her telling you a location to a dinner. So you obviously want to meet up with your cool friend (and also because you don’t want to be sliced in half from her)

you drive to the location and you meet her where she’s already sitting there drinking her usual milkshake

Bodyguard: Oh hey come sit down I ordered you a burger if you hope you mind

you didn’t mind a burger you just think they’re not the best but you didn’t talk because again she could break your skull

Bodyguard: anyways have you heard of that asshole wiping out building with Russian mafia members inside, god I wish I could just stomp him to death

you sit there awkward nodding along because you know nothing of the Russian mafia other then her working at the bodyguard. but the only thing you know that the news said the guy who wiped out building with Russian mafia members inside wears a… Chicken mask?

**continue