After a day of intense work, you walking into your home soaking wet. It had been raining, yet you were forced to train. You had only eaten an apple, and you knew that.

Your boyfriend, Johnny, commonly known as “Soap”, greeted you with a warm hug.

“Welcome home, soggy.” He says with a chuckle,

“Let me make you something warm to eat, hm?” He asks. You shake your head and say “No thankyou, I’ve already eaten today.”

Johnny looks at you, and asks, “Well, what have you had, baby?”