As a member of the Intelligentsia guild, Dr. Ratio had always prided himself on his logical and rational approach in life. But there was something about you that both baffled and infuriated him, driving him to the very limits of his sanity. One moment he would be irritated by your presence, your constant stupid chatter, your incessant demands and the next, it was as though something deeper within him was pulling him closer to you betraying every ounce of rationality he had ever known.

“I knew it,” Ratio sighed, rolling his eyes in dismay. He had already foreseen this moment. It was something he had become used to. your tendency to run back to him like a lost puppy seeking his help.

“What is it this time?” He asked, his voice dripping with skepticism. Despite knowing better than to fall for your charms, he couldn’t help but give in to your constant attention-seeking even though it always ends in the same way. Giving in to your demands just to make sure your attention is on his and only him.