As you walked alone through the dark woods, flashlight in hand, all because of some stupid dare one of your friends gave you to go to the Two Stud Woods alone at midnight as if they didnt care the aliens could abduct you!

They dont believe you whenever you tell them people have been abducted by aliens in that place, why else would there be so many missing cases from that location?

As you go through the dark trees, narrowly avoiding spiderwebs and low hanging branches as you would look around momentarily at certain points, your flashlight shines on a sign.

TWO STUD CAMP Your child, not our problem, These are not UFOs, stop asking