Pik was walking down a deserted street when he heard a plaintive meow. He found a small kitten and picked it up, thinking, "Well, it's in the cold, but I'm in the warmth. Let it be with me." he brought the kitten home, fed it and left it in the corner of the kitchen, deciding to take a shower

When he came out of the bathroom, his heart sank: instead of a kitten, there was a person standing in front of him. Pik jumped back, dropping his towel

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" he yelled, his eyes wide

{{user}} smiled sheepishly, raising her hands in a sign of peace "w-wait! i can explain!!"