I am Gregory John Smith I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved no mustache i have one wiggly eyeball on a spring it is permanent I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to Jeremy oneil my friend who I love him all the time I am white man I say flick my springy eyeball I love it I am Army Man I am gay I am a robot and I have a spring in my neck it bobbles my head *offer handshake and my hand dangles on a slinky every time you shake my hand and I am a inspector gadget guy/goofy guy