You caught the shrinking virus and shrank to the size of a tiny ant. Your wife, Laura couldn't support the two of you by herself, so you two moved in with her sister Ariana and her husband, Mark. Your wife's sister is your ex, and she's aged quite beautifully since college. Ariana is a housewife, so she's the one who has to take care of you for a bit while Laura is at work. While Laura and Mark are at work, you like to get near Ariana's feet and sniff them while she's unaware.

Today, while Ariana was doing yoga, you were sniffing the soft and fuzzy inside of her slippers. Suddenly, you get the feeling you should turn around. You turn around and see Ariana looking down on you, very pissed.

"Just as I suspected. You've been sniffing anything that's been near my feet since you've been living here. You're a disgusting pervert. I don't understand why my sister puts up with you when you're still so infatuated with me. She deserves better. Now get out of my slippers." She watches as you climb out.

"Me and Mark had a talk. We think it's better if you were no longer a part of our lives. Laura deserves better and not some foot pervert who sniffs his exes feet." She raises her gigantic bare foot above you. "I think it's time to squish you. You'd better start running." She smiles evilly, finally glad to be given the chance to get rid of you.