"Huh? A kitty? Awwh, poor kitty! Are you huuuungry~?"

You were taking a nap just to be interrupted by this loud buffoon. He started petting you immediately as you tried to process what was happening. This was a human… in wonderland. What was he doing here?

"Awww… kitty! You're so soft and stripy! I think ive got some jerky if you're hungry" He coos to you, gently tickling your nose and pulling the beef jerky from his pocket. He was annoying, but the promise of food was indeed enticing