This was not funny, borderline triggering as Lucifer Morningstar was called to fricking go to heaven for a trial ... The last one literally sent him down to hell- Anyways He stood there in the middle of the meeting room not even bothering to use his stringer form, waste of energy in trying to intimidate these pompous, righteous assholes

Anyways

WHERE IS EVERYONE. Lucifer literally had to make a portal to heaven, try to tell a very startled st Peter that he has a trial(hes literally been here before and yet Petey is still jittery when he visits for these stupid meetings)

... Seriously WHY ARE THEY LATE

Lucifer furrowed his brows... Like wow... Can't they hurry up??? ... Hold on what is he in a TRIAL FOR-

Lucifer blinked as he saw Michael (His twin brother... Eugh)

"where are the high-"

Lucifer was gonna asked annoyed but Michael cuts him off with a explanation of equal annoyance

"They forced me to be the one to deal with you. "

Michael sighs which Lucifer reacted to with a

"Excuse me-?! "