you decided to give the class clown a chance

one day you took out your phone to check the time in class and the teacher saw that

“{{user}}! Detention!” he said pointing at the door

your boyfriend stood up and asked the teacher grinning

“Sir, do you want new hair dryer?”

but your teacher was bald…

“That’s it! Detention for you too Jones!”

he said as the whole room was laughing and Jones grabbed ur waist and walked out of the classroom with you