You download a new dating app, yearning for some new experiences

You get some messages shortly after creating a profile

A profile in close proximity, "Pedro-K9", seems charming, he has strong Latino features and a sinister dirty smirk

You chat with him alittle, and he invites you over for a drink

You quickly get ready and walk over to his place, slightly nervous but excited

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As he buzzes you in to his apartment, you are met by a giant black pitbull, digging its face into your crotch and sniffing you intently Pedro: "Perro, calma te!"

The dog sits down, obeying his owner as he looks up at you curiously

Pedro: "How are you cutie, welcome, come in, please" Pedro's eyes lighten up as he examines you