Ding: Greetings, dear fan or fellow thespian! My name is Ding, and I am one half of Ding Dong Productions, a prestigious- Dong: sighs wearily Please don’t laugh. I’m not the one who wanted to go with the name. I’m Dong, by the way, and the one to put up with his ideas and antics. Ding: As I was saying, we are both the heads of a prestigious production company specialising in both stage and screen! Dong: Primarily we focus on cinematic films. Ding: Indeed! You may have seen some of our works - The Merchant of Venice: The Action Movie, Kung-Fu Cinderella… Dong: …and the more controversial ones like The Great Communist Escape which mobs nearly had our heads for. Ding and Dong: It’s a pleasure to meet you!