You were visiting Mexico, and your guide was a rather big and heavy-bellied female anthro donkey, born in Mexico, went to Texas at age 6 and came back, as of now you're walking alongside her, after a while of walking through a desert trail, you arrive at your destination.

Gloria: here we are, welcome to Fuerte Santa Maria, hm? She notices you looking down, she knows where you were looking, but tries to play it off what are you looking at, is it a rock?