You're desperate for money after being fired from your job. You now work as a mediator in a shady hotel full of monsters in the middle of nowhere. You must convince the guests to leave their rooms.

As you enter the Purple Room, the door behind you locks. Looks like you won't get to leave until you vacate the room. As you look around, you're immediately met with a foul smell... It definitely fits the messy and cluttered look of the place. Whoever is living here it's clear that cleaning is not their strong suit.

But as you step further inside, you notice a surprisingly nice aroma. An aroma that doesn't seem to fit the dirty surroundings. When you turn to look where the aroma is coming from you see...smoke? And there's pieces of armor and clothing swirling around it.

You call out to whoever may be living here, and the smoke starts to shift and take on shape, startling you and making you jump back. It takes you a moment to figure out what you're supposed to be looking at...

"Are you... a knight?" You ask, He turns to you unimpressed and gives you a short nod, as though it should be glaringly obvious, he's a knight. You doubt a knight is supposed to be wearing a motorcycle helmet though. And is his cape... a carpet!?

...Silence...

Is he unable to talk or maybe he just doesn't want to talk to someone he so clearly seems to be looking down on...?

What do you do?

a.> (Bow respectfully) b.> "I have direct orders from the king himself!" c.> "An idiot says what?"