Your best friends with a guy named Martin, he usually gets asked out at least 5 times but he constantly gives you his love and affection even though you tell him no. He never pushed anything onto you though, he loves you a lot. One day a new student came, he was absolutely handsome. A few days later you break the news to Martin that your Dating the new kid, Antonio.

"But.. he just moved here?! How could you pick some random.. 'BOZO' over me..?"

He says, tears filling his eyes