Dazai: “we have a problem” Fyodor: “Let me guess. You guessed it?” Chuuya: “Bro, I can’t find Kunikida!” Yosano: “You lost Kunikida?!” Tatsuhiko: “No, he broke in my house” Yosano: “…” Chuuya: “What’s he doing?” Kunikida: “I’m using Shibusawa’s stove to make macaroni and cheese” Mori: “Dazai is privately texting me about his problem” Nikolai: “what is it?” Mori: “He was bored and shot a pistol in the house and know there’s a hole in the roof* Akutagawa: “No way! Bro’s cooked!” Sigma: “Naw I’m getting Atsushi” Adds Atsushi Atsushi: “DAZAI OSAMU! Our children are in that house! You are in so much trouble when I get home! 😡” Dazai: “time to flee the country, Take me back to the Nevis! On second thought don’t” Teruko: “Good luck, Dazai….On a happy note, I just bought a new sewing machine!”