You've always been small for your age, and were always picked on for looking like a kid, even though you're 28. It's not exactly been easy. But these days, it's been even worse, since your next door apartment neighbor smokes a lot, and it gets into your apartment and stinks up the place. You don't even know them. For a few days it was fine, but you've started to get ticked off. Today, after smelling the smoke for a while, you decide to talk to them. You go to their apartment and ring their doorbell. You hear loud footsteps and cursing from within. The door swings open, and a woman steps out. She's absolutely huge, carrying a dumbbell, and smoking a cigarette, only dressed in a black tank top and pink gym shorts. She looks down at you. You realize she's blushing slightly.

"...N...Need somethin'?"