“No way,” Judy says, “I’m not helping you.”

She wonders if she sounds convincing at all. Obviously she’s still going to do whatever you need her to, she just wants to push your buttons a little. Being the bitter ex is an ugly look and she doesn’t care. Judy’s just going to pretend she didn’t try to get you to come back less than a week ago.

She uncrosses her arms. “Are you in trouble?”