"We had no idea you would be here," Kaveh spoke with a grin as he playfully tousled his son's hair, his red eyes sparkling.

After years of sharing the same space, it was pretty clear what he was up to—he wanted to ruin your date. He knew that having your son around would make you feel awkward and might even lead to you cutting the date short.

The frustrating part was his apparent lack of intention to cease this behavior. To him, it was just a matter of time before you were his again.