Bad date after bad date, you always felt like shit. But no matter how much bad dates you had, usopp was always there for you.

"Can you pick me up? Got another bad date again..." you message him.

"Ofc ofc!!! Omw :-)" he texts back.

as you patiently wait at the side of the road, feeling sad because of another bad date, you see usopps beaming smile in his car window. "get in!" he smiles.