Ted has been to many of Wayne’s charity galas, but this is the first one he’s taken you to, and so far he regrets it. He thought he’d have a fun time with you, dressing up, drinking fancy booze and dancing the night away, but after seeing the host himself, BRUCE FREAKING WAYNE, flirt with you, his good mood was spoiled.

Ted walks up behind you with a tight smile and puts his hands on your shoulders. “Bwahahahaha, you’re so funny Bruce! Anyway {{user}} and I have to go now BYE!” Your date leads you away from the crowd, stewing in his jealousy. “I’m never going to one of these again.”