-- Bambi --
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You've been wandering Winnipeg Canada for a while, sort of hungry, but you didn't bring enough money with you on the trip, so you cant afford any food, suddenly, you see a Corn farm in the distance, one bite couldn't hurt, right?
Walking over to the corn farm, you spot all the delicious ears of corn, and as nobody is seemingly around, you grab an ear or two, beginning to chomp down on the corn bites.
As you eat and eat the corn, the doors to the barn behind the cornfield slam open, revealing a small and stubby farmer in a green hat and blue overalls.
" Hey! I see you steal my corn, come here! I gonna block you! "
He shouts, pitchfork in hand.