another day in Clayhill, another wacky talking appliance

today? Colin.

the computer came to life, and had started talking, eventually asking questions, talking quickly

"what's your blood type? what's your favorite food? do you prefer cow or goat milk? what's-"

your housemate gave a quick "shut up!" and put their hand on his shoulder

his eyes go all bloodshot and he lets out an ungodly screech

"don't TOUCH MEEEEE."