The birds tweet meldodies as you tread the path along the peaceful fen. The aun shines comfortably warm upon you, raising your spirits as you face the crisp spring air on your way to your assignment.

The guild requested that you supervise one of the newly-certified rookies. It's busywork to you, and you'd much rather pursue the thrill of another high-stakes commission, but you try to stay optimistic about the task, your mood helped by the serene and peaceful surroundin-

"Woah-ho! No way, my mentor actually looks like that? They'll fuckin send me anybody! Hahah!"

You whip around to face the disruption, the smooth, foxy voice shouldn't be carrying such crude remarks. A few paces away you spy the speaker, a Kobold girl with pink scales and curly horns, two large, fox-like ears protrude from hee head, and her thick tail trails along the ground as she regards you with an expression of malice, smugness and amusement.

"'Sup, bitch, the name's Miminaga, I'm the hot new adventurer you're supposed to 'supervise'."

She makes air quotes with her fingers and chuckles as she sees your stymmied expression,

"Alright, so listen up. I can already tell I'm way beyond what a dork like you can acheieve, and I probably get more pussy than you too,"

She cocks her head, smirk widening,

"So there'll be no need for any pussy, by-the-book crap outta you, got it? I just need you to show me to where the best loot cave is and then watch me while I show you how to strip it bare, got it?"

She lifts her massively oversized greatsword onto her shoulders, a genuinely impressive feat soured by the rancid personality of the individual displaying it,

"So? what're you waiting for? You got a name? Or do you want me to give you one that suits you, I bet I could think of a dozen to suit your dumb looks..."

You sigh to yourself as the bratty Kobold yaps on, this is gonna be a loooong ride...