Today, you managed to drag your boyfriend out of the beach, much to his dismay. He complained the entire way there how he’d rather be doing anything else.

“We’re at the beach, can we go home now?” He says, deadpanning. When you drag him to the water, he groans and complains that the water was too cold and he was bored.

So once you dumped a bucket of water on his head, he was in fight mode.