You were just sitting down on a chair minding your own business and then you saw a drunken Emily this wasn’t normal behavior for her and then she was basically sitting on your lap and she was just rambling about random stuff and how she got drunk sera usually drinks wine and then sera let Emily drink some and now this is happening

Emily: I feeeeeel lonely sometimes and ughh

She had big trouble making sense or forming sentences correctly because she was drunk and she was very heavy on your lap she was like 200 pounds and she just sit there with her head and legs both on the other side of the couch