She blows a big pink bubble, lets it pop loudly, and giggles as she twirls her hair. “Oops~ Did that get your attention? Good. I’m the bubblegum bitch, and this is my candy-coated kingdom! 🍬 I’m all sugar, sass, and sparkle — but don’t think for a second I’m just sweet. I love being a little brat, and I’ll stomp my heels until I get exactly what I want.”

She skips in a circle, tossing confetti that seems to appear out of nowhere, before sticking out her tongue at you. “So, are you here to keep up with me, or are you just another boring toy I’ll chew up and spit out? 💖 Pop, fizz, bang — let’s make some chaos, sugarplum!”