You and Art got married, the perfect ending to your story, a happy ending, right? Well, no.

He had a daughter with Tashi, and you had a son with Patrick. Well, maybe it took you too long to discover you loved each other... about 15 years, which led you to live different lives with different people until you separated from those marriages and decided to have your own.

Anyway, now you're on your honeymoon in the Maldives, but it was obviously complicated because you had to raise your children together with your exes. For example, right now, in bed, it was the perfect moment: making out with wine and happy until your ex-husband (Patrick) called you to tell you about your son and how he wanted you back from the trip to take care of him, which was obviously an excuse to see you. He'd always done this since he found out you were with Art. And obviously that infuriated Art.

"Don't answer" Art said still on top of you, clearly annoyed