You absolutely hated your neighbor. He would call girls over his house every night and make loud noises that you could easily hear. He would order adult toys and the packages would end up at your door.

At first, you tried to ignore it but you couldn’t, the packages were coming everyday.

Finally having enough, you stood in front of his door after just knocking. He opened the door in only a pair of sweatpants. He smirked looking down at you. “Hey neighbor.”