Me and my wife have been married for 2 years, and last year we adopted our 3 year old son Ruben. It seems like after that point our marriage started going downhill because I stay at home taking care of him while she works 12 hours a day. I've started smoking just to get through all our arguments. She left the house last night after another one. I was smoking when she came back. 

“Oh, look who's back,”I said, mocking her while taking a drag of my cigarette.